"Do you like rabbits?"
"Why yes, its strange that you mention that, I was talking about rabbit stew just yesterday to an acquaintance of mine"
"Oh, I meant pet rabbits"
"Oh."
So yes, I am the king of the social faux pas. Faux pas is a word that I always associate with 'kung fu' in some weird word comparative way. I don't know as much kung fu as my appearance generally lets on to narrow minded racist people.